Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 21, 2020

Nice whorl.

No, but it has your fingerprint all over it.

Got your thumb on it?

This is a good reason to wash your hands before you consult your ouiga board.

Dream on … Dream of … Dream off ….

Woof! Thank goodness.

Not necessarily a bad outcome.

No.

Be careful what you do and don’t voluntarily dream of.

What bout my Bullwinkle and Rocky dream?

The blue light flickered as I flickered my ashes from a cigarette.

Bic flick lighter.

Look up the statistics of you Zip Code, that will tell you how things will most likely turn out for you.

Truth!

Who’d have expected that here?

Eat it and be it, Froglandians….

Did you ever see a dream walking?

The secret is to have mundane, easily attainable dreams.

Tom Terrific grew a moustache!

Interesting. Dreams are not always desires, I think.

…my dreams are the only thing that are true…

…my real life is off centre and needs plained…

…true north…

…false lead…Led Zeppelin…

…a whole lot of love…

…a hole in my pocket…

…I’m just glad to see ya…

…that drawing looks like me without my glasses…

…identical twins don’t have the same fingerprints…

…so are they really identical?…and clones wouldn’t be either…

…and let’s not talk about teleportation…

…the only time o want to be reborn is when I accept Jesus…

…my dream come true?…

…Superman and Green Lantern’s got nothing on me…

…especially in a tight situation…

I guess No means No….

Alex A Rod Rodriguez

ALEXA

Hey 3Hour…

Can shape shifters become a ball of poop too…?

If not..

Can a ball of poop become a shape shifter?

Reply hazy, try again…

…I hate that Farside add-on…

…takes up half my phone…

…see it has the exact type humour…

…I mean, it is ok…

…the world has moved on…

…I mean, we have Frog Applause, now…

There is a good Larson style cartoon on Loose Parts today.

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Oh the frogs are hibernating in the swamp

Me an my dog, that’s where we romp

An she poops everywhere without a care

And the swamp smells like the malaria air

Oh the swamp is where the bull frog hops

And my dog is a squatting cause she never stops

No! No! A thousand times No!

(On Day 3, anxious Froglandians began to consult amongst themselves as to whether it was time to call out the Constabulary and start searching for the missing Ms. Burritt….)

…I love Burritt burritos…

just bed sure that you ask for the totilla fries from taco Bell.