Mike Luckovich for February 20, 2020

Apparently “worship” can be derived from abject fear in addition to what we usually think of: admiration. Of course that first type applies mostly to politicians bearing the GOP label, and the second type to the MAGAts.

Satan is saying, “Hey, hey, hey !!……..False equivalence there, man, really false !!!”

Now, throw in some pretzels (ala Bush 2) to choke on and you see what our poor America has been reduced to under Republican governance. or as Bush 1 opined : America is in deep doo-doo.

In the world as it is today, both Satan and Trump are Winners. (And Putin, and Xi, etc., etc., etc.)

This is a great political cartoon!

I’m not sure… is this really funny, or REALLY SCARY, because it’s SO DAMN ACCURATE????

Cult 45 is actually scary. Satanism, or the Anton LaVey notion of it, is pretty tame if you dig beneath the surface.

At least Satan doesn’t pretend to be a good evangelical! And I’m sure he’s enjoying the comedy playing out by his so-called “opposition.” /s

Too bad there is no hell …

Satan delivers on his promises.

No difference between them, really.

Vileness does’t lie in the eye of the worshiper.

An evangelical walks into a bar. Immediately all the Nazis, pederasts, Mafia goombas, foreign spies, imbeciles, Klansmen, drug dealers, assassins, arsonists, and pathological liars get up and leave because clearly the place is going to hell.

Amazingly unfunny but you heart is in a good place.

Satan doesn’t lie as much as Trump does.

Screw the Tape Letters!

Most Satanists do not actually worship Satan as a deity. Christians tend to forget that half of the angels followed Lucifer to hell so maybe he had some legitimate grievances.

At least Satanists are honest about their beliefs and ideals. MAGAts just lie to themselves and everyone else.

“From the Eternal Sea he rises, creating armies on either shore, turning man against his brother, until man exists no more.” — Father Brennan, describing a certain cult leader associated with the number “666” who made followers wear his mark on their heads and had the initials “D.T.”

I’d rather hang with a member of the Satanic Temple than a Trump supporter.