Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 29, 2020

Does he get the pick of the litter…?

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but never pick your friend’s nose. Or the nose of the guy at the hardware store.

guess he can’t take his pick…

Yesterday, I engaged in what I call aerobic gardening. If it involves a pickaxe, it’s exercise.

How to confuse someone… Put three spades against the wall and tell them to take their pick…

What a bunch of tools they have there.

I wonder if he has an axe to grind.

Better staff picks than staph picks.

You can pick your employees, and you can pick your nose…but I can’t pick a punchline for this comment.

Pick me, oooh please pick meeeeee, pick meeeeee

I kinda miss going to Blockbusters.

He just wants a fancy brass towel ring.

Have they been in the news? The only Mercer I know of is the world’s largest employee management assistance company.

Thank you Mr. Blazek for the much needed daily giggles in these tough days.

What a bunch of picky people.

Pretty short handles, staff must be dwarves – shouldn’t there be 7?

Picky, picky.

Oh My God… It took me 5 minutes to get this. I’m getting way too old…