Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 26, 2020

There’s a fungus among us.

“No, I’m not impotent! I said, IMPETIGO!”

I don’t wan to hear either one!

Uh oh. Run before he says which part the fungus has affected!

Yeah, and back at you! That’s two of my pet-peeves in one comic.

If you drive in a buttoned-up car with the stereo so goddamned loud that I can hear it 100 yds away, you deserve to go deaf, you damned loser.

Fungus amongus!

Why do the people with the worst taste in music play it the loudest?

Hilariously accurate. lol!

People who use speaker phone in public. People who think they have to talk very loud, if not yell, into their cellphones. People who have private conversations out loud in public, with or without a cellphone. Gripe gripe gripe…

Um, waitress! You’re going to want to burn that table and chair, or at least give them a bath in bleach…

If you do what is depicted in the first panel, you will wind up with the condition in the second panel.

Remember phone booths?

sigh…

Sorry…Lyft declines to give you a lift.

And so many people feel that the best possible place to have an extremely loud, extremely personal phone conversation is… in the Reference area of the library where I work. All day, every day.

EXACTLY!

It’s really not music just noise.

Can you hear me now? The fungus is next to where the sun don’t shine exit. It woke me up in the middle of the night with pain just like my first gout attack. What? What? The people are abandoning, is something going on?

Why do people talk so loud when on their cell phones?

Wait….had breakfast with a friend I haven’t seen for a while….she no sooner sat down and her cell went off 5-6 times and I said shut it off….she talked to each call….annoying….rude

would rather listen to the music than what is being said in someones conversation, especially this one!

Tell me about it! On second thought, GIVE ME PEACE!

I have to confess that on the first beautiful Spring day I take a ride with the windows down, blasting Vivaldi’s ‘Spring’. But not enough to burst anyone’s eardrums.’

Obviously rap music

This is why I don’t live in an apartment.