Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 12, 2020

On behalf of all the poor little rich guys out there, Thankew Thankew Thankew!

[nsfw] Richie got all those gold doodads for servicing Wendy’s needs. That Witch had it Good!

Steps she could push him down.

It’s not just boots that are made for walking.

But can she do 10,000 steps in a day? Or even a thousand?

Sounds like Richie is in for a treat or not….

She’ll even bring her pick and shovel……she’s a digger!

On his back with those 8" stiletto heeled cruel shoes.

Is there a pun here? Some reason that “steps” is associated with Richie Rich?

She must have a 12 step program set up for him.

Just how and where did she acquire this knowledge?

A Fitbit’s data was used as evidence in a divorce. The activity and heart rate was not from a 4 a.m. run.

Generosity reciprocated.

Some horizontal jogging, perhaps?

“(Sniff sniff) Looks like I put on toilet cleaner instead of perfume…again.”

“I’ll get him to play some hot music and teach him the Horizontal Hula”…