Herman by Jim Unger for February 22, 2020

He must be on one of those “Single Payer” health plans.

You should see the suppository…..

Every 4 years? What does that pill have to do with politics?

Before or after lunch?

Take one of these and call me in the morning…of February 22, 2024.

Four years. Yep, that’s about how long it will take to eat one.

You know you are getting old when it takes two quarts of water to take your pills.

I find that hard to swallow……………..

Lots of water.

Gasp! I’ll have to take it in small doses everyday…..

Okay? So, how’s he going to swallow it?

And try to get it down before time for the next one.

LOTS of water.

“ Must be consumed in one sitting to be effective”

But don’t call me in the morning.

He’ll probably be in the obituaries before then.

…it’s really slow-release…