The first match-up for the Froglandia National Tadpole Series is beginning. Teams are taking the pitch. We begin with the Candy Corn Foxes vs the Pepper Bacon Sandwich. Fans are already filling the sidelines with their bathmats and snowball launching sticks. You can practically see the air vibrating with excitement and tension! The Grandfathers are leading their teams out. All is being made ready. The Foxes will be sporting fuchsia impatiens and the Sammies have chosen miniature pink mums, a bold opening move!
When is Teresa going to get over her self-esteem problems? We like FA the way it is. We accept its lameness and hope that it never becomes wildly successful. Sister Teresa has, after all, vowed to live a life of poverty.
Pearls of wisdom from the pig-character! He works for Cartoon-Boy, however, who is driven and drives hs characters in much the same way, forcing them to mouth the most improbable and elaborate puns, constructed with loving care and utter defiance of rational thought.
Not that it matters. Here, there is lame. There, there are puns: it’s a croc!
painedsmile about 4 years ago
C’mon. Garfield isn’t THAT bad.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago
The first match-up for the Froglandia National Tadpole Series is beginning. Teams are taking the pitch. We begin with the Candy Corn Foxes vs the Pepper Bacon Sandwich. Fans are already filling the sidelines with their bathmats and snowball launching sticks. You can practically see the air vibrating with excitement and tension! The Grandfathers are leading their teams out. All is being made ready. The Foxes will be sporting fuchsia impatiens and the Sammies have chosen miniature pink mums, a bold opening move!
Linguist about 4 years ago
And this lame strip can’t even come up with any lame puns!
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
Foxy Fox should have its own strip.
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 4 years ago
Apigpenpigsty any word on foxy lady in the brat worst nothing…
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 4 years ago
Now never you mind John Boy.
gigagrouch about 4 years ago
i beg to differ!
coltish1 about 4 years ago
(With vacant eyes and jaw of slack): "Right … Gallagher IS funny. …
Who keeps Steve Guttenberg a star? …
Remember those halcyon days when Joe Piscopo taught us how to laugh?
And how they all say, as actual adults, that the “Harry Potter” series is well-written?
Don’t even get me started on “Fifty Shades of Grey.”
Mighty Phavahg about 4 years ago
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Howard'sMyHero about 4 years ago
But … But … it’s fun being depressingly lame … isn’t that what LMAO is all about …? (make up your own acronym)
ransomknotts about 4 years ago
When is Teresa going to get over her self-esteem problems? We like FA the way it is. We accept its lameness and hope that it never becomes wildly successful. Sister Teresa has, after all, vowed to live a life of poverty.
Buoy about 4 years ago
Roses are lame
Violets are poo
Fecal plumage
Is coming for you!
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Pearls of wisdom from the pig-character! He works for Cartoon-Boy, however, who is driven and drives hs characters in much the same way, forcing them to mouth the most improbable and elaborate puns, constructed with loving care and utter defiance of rational thought.
Not that it matters. Here, there is lame. There, there are puns: it’s a croc!
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
Rat is always hitting Pastis with a baseball bat.
Superfrog about 4 years ago
A Fox interviewer should know that a blow to the head can make anyone lame.
rgcviper about 4 years ago
Nice. Pearls is a fun strip, so it’s cool to see Pig here in Frog Applause.