Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 27, 2020

Stop asking; start doing.

There’s always hiding in a blanket.

This is known as “monotonic non-decreasing” and it’s an important concept in several mathematical areas.

What we can hope from our government.

Pig get rid of the Debbie Downer pills …. Get some Billy Upper pills ! … Croc Power !

Life offers no give and take!

PIG needs a significant other. Wish he and PIGITA could get along….life is not worth living alone to him.

Perhaps if you’d gotten a degree from Trump University …

Maybe you need to be more firm and assertive.

Sometimes that’s the best you can hope for from life.

In life, it’s not always possible to win. Sometimes you can only lose by less or break even.

Live is life…nah nah na na nah…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pATX-lV0VFk

Life never answers my letters. I think she’s upset about something I did.

But the impeachment circus is still on.

Life is what you make it, then you die.

Observation on life from the Fools (language nsfw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MU7cOa_Vmo

Even the best negotiator can’t beat Life, Pig. Sorry. Deal with it….

I just always say my life is at rock bottom no matter what happens, therefore it can never go down.

wins lottery “Sh*t. My life can’t get any worse.”