Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 31, 2020

Probably because it’s unnecessary.

Where do I get one? We’ve had a total of about 2" so far this winter.

Laura will be pleased to hear about his latest purchase!!

4k flat-screen TVs hooked to a satellite dish has made plowing interesting. You have to plow a straight line to keep the dish pointed correctly or buy the autohoming dish option. It is easier to let it Bluetooth auto-connect to your phone.

Honey? I’m gonna go try out my new XJ7000 ride-along snow blower clearing the high school football field! OK?"

This is going from bad to worse to bizarre!

Yeah, but does it have a cup holder? No cup holder, no deal.

by the time Adam gets that monstrosity home, the neighbour has the driveways cleared in the whole block with HIS XJ7000

By three man! That way you and the kids can race! Vroom, vroom!

I remember the first time using a tractor with enclosed cabin, heat and a/c, stereo, etc. Big change from the traditional model.

I think I will just stick to my walk behind. To much power starts making us think we can take on bigger jobs and pretty soon people expect us to actually work.

Do you think he can knock it off his tax bill? Do you think he thinks so?

I thought mine was great with heated grips.

Salesman: “And this one has been fitted with our ’Road Warrior” Package. Armor, spiked wheels…"

Adam: [Faint…]

They’re selling a snow blower at the Tracker Supply store near my house. I don’t know who would buy it as we live in San Diego.

Well yeah, the satellite dish too.

this thing’s gonna cost more than my car

Inpulse buying I do it all the time.

We have enough in Idaho.

Does it have GPS navigation like farm tractors these days? It’s disturbing to see them out in the fields, chugging along, with no driver.

Does it come with a pony?

Methinks Adam is trying to compensate for lacking in other departments.

We could not even store that at our house – and if we did have room, where we would put the car, van and RV (which is actually a Chevy Express van converted) while we used it – since it would have no room on the driveway to move and would not be able to clear anything.