Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 13, 2020

What the heck?

Huh?

moonblink: A temporary blindness, or impairment of sight, said to be caused by sleeping in the moonlight, sometimes called nyctalopia.

“I…..I just want my junk back!”

As a young boy, I was sort of told I’d go blind if I did what I think he’s doing. Nobody said anything about blinking.

Gone fishin’.

Tribbles.

Hangin to the right…

Gone in a moonblink.

A progressive condition in this case. Last week he was gone hoodwink.

I want to hear the man splain about that.

To paraphrase Liam Dunn from Blazing Saddles:

“Oh Lord, can we complete this mighty task in one night, or we all just moonblinking?”

Some kind of verb.

Some kind of moving thing.

Something unseen.

Some hand is motioning

to rise, to rise, to rise.

Move aside,

and let the man go through.

Let the man go through..

Super Bon Bon – Soul Coughing

Seventeenth century alchemists thought urine, with its golden color, might help them turn other substances into gold. When they boiled off the liquid, they got a white glow-in-the-dark substance: phosphorus. The element is a key component of organic molecules and of modern products such as matches and fertilizers.

“Onan and the Blooming Onion” a hard warming story for teenage boys.

Seed wasted or seed no more?

Choking his frog … a la Playfrog ….

I hate driving behind someone who left their moonblinker on.

Meatloaf then finished his homerun in a. moonblink.

Playin’ tha Main Vein.

:::: Twang! Twang! ::::

The proud victors walked away with their palm leaves in their hands..

Whizzo! I’d recognize him anywhere!

Even the blurring of the hands and associated body parts cannot hide the Wide Stance of the micturating man. The waters must flow….