Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 23, 2020

Well, Wiz, looks like your spell turned sour!!

Are you losing you edge,Wiz. Is it time to hang up the wand.

What’s the problem, these days everyone’s allowed to spread lies. Whether it’s about politics or products in a webshop, what’s the difference? Apart from the fact that politics happens on a much larger scale, of course.

You will need a lot of sugar there to make lemonade out that lemon.

Well, as long as it doesn’t run out of juice…

So now what are you going to do to satisfy the customer?

She got my ’75 Chevy Vega.

And THIS is why I so often refer to him as the Aunt Clara of Id!

Plus, pumpkin pie tastes better than lemon pie. Even with meringue.

No wheels?

The wand mis-zapped again.

At least it’s not the weinermobile.

Shoulda bought a Honda. . .had a VeeWee that color once. . .

Makes you wonder what the lemon laws are…

Is BUMMER, yes?

Adding a lot of sugar will also sweeten the deal that much more.

Well, a lot of people like lemonade but I suppose fair maidens need to have higher standards.

Nothing like my spells going sour….I hate when that happens.

Did Stephan Pastis draw today’s strip? They need to bring in the Pun Police from BC.

Sorry, Cindy. Some day your prince will come but not today….

Beats a prune…

Must be a Citroen.

Apparently here sister used it the pumpkin wand the night before for her not-so-fairy goddaughter.

My first Pinto was that color…other than the rust holes.

Insert a zinc anode and a copper cathode and wire to a DC motor and it will run. (This video explains the process in detail but understandable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhbuhT1GDpI)