Close to Home by John McPherson for January 16, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Poor Bleeb i believe he is seasick.

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    Farside99  over 4 years ago

    Serves you right for financing a $250,000 loan for a Bachelor’s in Basketweaving. Good thing you didn’t go for your doctorate.

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    basspro  over 4 years ago

    Only “Bank of America”.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Ye is lucky not to walk da plank! Auuuuurgh!

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    Well look at the bright side, you can work on your tan while you’re enjoying the great outdoors at sea.

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    dv1093  over 4 years ago

    Just get a job that pays minimum wage. I guarantee you the feds will forgive your loan, while the rest of us pay for it.

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    Nate England  over 4 years ago

    You should demand your money back. Colleges are worse than politicians, promising big things and delivering nothing. Students are overworked, stressed, often depressed to the point of suicide, and in the end, learn practically nothing, all to be indoctrinated into the socialists’ regime. Stay away.

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    Prey  over 4 years ago

    Yup , banks are very hard if you owe up to $1000, if you owe 6 figures they are much more relaxed.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Nothing good about school loans, unless you count getting a degree. Of course getting that degree usually means your over qualified for the job you can get but not experienced enough for the job you want.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    Just be thankful you didn’t borrow the money from Uncle Vito.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Welcome to trumplandia.

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    Znox11  over 4 years ago

    How long a tour of duty? It might be worth it.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    …and after the debt collector boat, we throw you onto the telemarketers boat! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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    Ubintold  over 4 years ago

    She got a degree in rowing. Why is she complaining?

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    What are complaining about, you got your education, and a cruise.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Poor baby Bleeb! Can someone get him some ginger ale? burp. :)

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Should’ve moved to Illinois. Debt is actually worshiped by the government there!

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    chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’ve had people send threatening letters to me to pay off my loan… I don’t have one! I do have a common name, and I tried to tell them they had the wrong person. I noticed the social security number of the person they were trying to collect from was different from mine. The letters stopped when I stopped responding (trying to tell them I was the “wrong number”).

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    And there’s Betsy DeVos, whip in hand, making sure every penny’s paid.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    You borrow money, how bourgeois of them to expect you to pay it back.

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    squiggle  over 4 years ago

    become a plumber

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