Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 25, 2020

When a TV show gets boring, …

Ergo, he doesn’t watch TV 95% of the time.

Now he’s the ideal Google Glass marketing candidate.

Just open another window.

Hey, this is a space ship!

Change the channel?

TV’s, tablets and phones show more than one thing.

maybe just go PLAY

If he watches movies on his Apple Watch, he could sell tickets to people to watch him do such an absurd thing.

Read a book? Ok, I know that’s a bit radical…

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Comic books, for God’s sake. COMIC BOOKS!

Monopoly anyone?

Why does he wear a helmet all the time?

Google glass. Or the contact lense version you future folks will eventually have.

I’ll get a mirror and contemplate my navel.

Boredom is a state of mind.

That’s why the TV has 500 Channels.

By the time you’ve decided all 500 shows are Boring, an hour has passed and everything except the Movies has finished and a new program has started leaving you no option but to start over again.

I have stuff projected on the inside of my faceplate.