Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 04, 2020

Is this his best pick up line? Or possibly asking for shelter from the big cat? He doesn’t look like he has even seen the cat though, I think it IS his pick up line, they’re both attractive mice.

Jehovah’s Witnesses.

i believe in cheeses…

Oh great. A cheesy solicitor.

I believe in Gouda.

“You can talk ‘til you’re bleu in the face, there is no whey I’m converting.”

Probably wants to talk about the Garden of Edam…

What about the Holey Ghost? You know, the Swiss one.

As long as you don’t talk about The Process-

What a friend we have in cheeses…

BA-BOOM !!!! " Cheeses loves me yes I know " …… lol

Ok Collins, that is three days in a row you’ve had either a rat or a mouse joke! Enough with the rodents!

Paneer, my God, to thee.

@Durak

You do know, don’t you, that 2020 is The Year of the Rat, according to the Chinese calendar.

If he had a connection with Welch’s he could talk about juice for cheeses.

If someone like that comes to my door I smile, say “no, thank you”, and shut the door…whether or not they are talking.

Will he talk about the Gouda Book?