Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 21, 2021

He obviously has too much fiber in his diet.

Leaf him alone.

He’s going to need pruning pretty soon!!!

What were you tree-ting him with?

He should have gone to see a tree surgeon…

I think the doc has twigged onto something here, but personally I’d leaf and find a new doctor.

Listen doc, don’t you think I’m branching out a little too much?

Maybe that’ll get to the root of the problem.

You’ll get that branch managers position for sure.

Another proud Xylo-American.

We are making tree-mendous strides in gene therapy, and we’ll soon have the root of your problem…

Cut back on the fertilizer.

I don’t think that will help – you’re barking up the wrong tree.

I Am Groot

Better cut back on the root beer, too.

Everyone is soooooooo clever today! lol.

My only comment would have been about his knees. Sure are knotty.

Is this how Jason Woodrue got started?

He needs root vegetables.

“Wood you just leaf me alone!”