Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 06, 2020

Sounds like a good opening to a good story.

Be careful of what you wish for, it might come true.

The portal opens and… It’s.. it’s… It’s the Black Lightning!

And a little voice cries out, “Mommy, can I have some milk and cookies?”

Henrietta is doomed to spinsterhood just like her namesake the rooster crazy hen in the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.

I believe it was Chelsea Handler who said all a girl needs to be popular is lots of makeup and very little underwear.

Henrietta realised that she was never going to experience fifty shades of grey.

A sassy boi voice speaks out……..”Girl!!! What you need is the sweetness of Diet Dr Pepper!!!!“XD

You snooze, and sob you lose…enough of this pity party…get your @$$ up, dressed and out! LOL

Today’s woman would be sharing her angst by streaming on Twitch.

The portal is open? You’re gonna need some lube.

The current Doctor Who coming through the rift is female and her sonic screwdriver has settings that are amazing.

Henrietta will experience adventure and romance only if she opens HER portal every now and then…

If only she had something to write with – after all, the penis mightier than the sword.

Only if this is the Hallmark channel. If this is the SiFi Channel it’s a portal to Hell.

And then Howard the Duck falls through the portal.

Well, it’s about time! She’s been waiting, like . . . forever!

And a gentle voice said, “Since there isn’t any action here we’re repossessing your bed”…