Kliban by B. Kliban for December 30, 2019

Now that’s what I call truth in advertising.

Whassa matter?

Way ahead of his time.

Now being advertised as “The Impossible Burger” …

A wholly owned subsidiary of Trump Steaks, Inc.

And you don’t even wanna know about the buns…

Coming soon… another roadside attraction.

excuse meeeee…have to vomit

Somehow it couldn’t compete with the Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei.

Of course, the more bread you have…

Ok, now we are getting into the non-sexual Playboy cartoons. Funny.

Fortunately, that E. Coli sauce never caught on.

Just outside Van Horn Texas.

Assiduously prepared.

“seriously, what is this crap on the burger…?”

Reminds me of the old taunt: “They said that you eat $h1t sandwiches, but I told them you don’t like bread.”

Curious. That parking lot is usually full.

If it looks like, and it smells like, and it tastes like, it must be