Happy Mother’s Day to you, too, SS!
Check with your wireless provider and ask if they offer a “somewhat bright” phone that has voice and text, but no data link.
Give it time. This too shall pass.
At 11 measures, Kimigayo is also one of the world’s shortest anthems.
I see two meatballs, and perhaps Cosmo is having just oil instead of alfredo or a tomato-based sauce.
From the look of Calvin’s television set, it’s probably “The Afternoon Movie” on the local UHF station.
Anyone who would consistently steal other people’s lunches probably wouldn’t be reluctant to sue the purveyor of the laxative. Better to keep mum and let the thief draw his/her own lesson from the experience.
or crosses + +
Until Ieft the first panel I assumed that the croc was a lawyer.
I did the sugar cube a few years later, after having received the original Salk vaccine in 1959. Since then, while employed by my rich Uncle Sam, I received numerous other vaccines including plague, cholera, yellow fever, etc. Most recently I got the two courses of the Pfizer COVID vaccine.