Kliban by B. Kliban for December 27, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “I didn’t order this. Send it back.”

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    dadoctah  over 4 years ago

    “Oh, Amazon Prime, you always know just what I need.”

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Keep a knockin’, but you can’t come in!

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    roaming26-37  over 4 years ago

    It needs to be repackaged as “wisdom”.

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    mrcooncat  over 4 years ago

    Leave it on the porch for the ‘porch thieves’ to pick up …

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Ummm, that ones NOT for me…next door maybe….

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    elisem4  over 4 years ago

    At least shipping was free

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    comixbomix  over 4 years ago

    I kinda know what to do when life gives you lemons, but this…?

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    lagoulou  over 4 years ago

    Surprise!

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What’s this Mild Lust? I ordered extra strength. . . er wait, I’m not sure that sounds right.

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    Linguist  over 4 years ago

    “Sorry, I didn’t order that one!”

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    Agapostemon  over 4 years ago

    Sadly, refusing to buy into the fake products in the packaging might make you healthier, but it won’t stave off the final package.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 4 years ago

    It’s a free bonus Life sends you. (Not unlike the dozens of wall calendars, hundreds of greeting cards, and thousands of address labels from charities that can’t motivate you to donate on their actual merits.) Sorry, it’s non-returnable.

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    1MadHat Premium Member over 4 years ago

    When you go for all the other stuff, it comes free.

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    jpozenel  over 4 years ago

    A box of dust?

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    donwalter  over 4 years ago

    Here. Take it. It’s free…

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    Kip W  over 4 years ago

    In United States, piper pays.

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    cooganm Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Never have your chair face the door, and never ever answer the door

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    chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago

    First time I saw this cartoon, I wasn’t old. Since then, my package has been delivered.

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