“I didn’t order this. Send it back.”
“Oh, Amazon Prime, you always know just what I need.”
Keep a knockin’, but you can’t come in!
It needs to be repackaged as “wisdom”.
Leave it on the porch for the ‘porch thieves’ to pick up …
Ummm, that ones NOT for me…next door maybe….
At least shipping was free
I kinda know what to do when life gives you lemons, but this…?
Surprise!
What’s this Mild Lust? I ordered extra strength. . . er wait, I’m not sure that sounds right.
“Sorry, I didn’t order that one!”
Sadly, refusing to buy into the fake products in the packaging might make you healthier, but it won’t stave off the final package.
It’s a free bonus Life sends you. (Not unlike the dozens of wall calendars, hundreds of greeting cards, and thousands of address labels from charities that can’t motivate you to donate on their actual merits.) Sorry, it’s non-returnable.
When you go for all the other stuff, it comes free.
A box of dust?
Here. Take it. It’s free…
In United States, piper pays.
Never have your chair face the door, and never ever answer the door
First time I saw this cartoon, I wasn’t old. Since then, my package has been delivered.
B. Kliban
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
“I didn’t order this. Send it back.”
dadoctah over 4 years ago
“Oh, Amazon Prime, you always know just what I need.”
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
Keep a knockin’, but you can’t come in!
roaming26-37 over 4 years ago
It needs to be repackaged as “wisdom”.
mrcooncat over 4 years ago
Leave it on the porch for the ‘porch thieves’ to pick up …
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Ummm, that ones NOT for me…next door maybe….
elisem4 over 4 years ago
At least shipping was free
comixbomix over 4 years ago
I kinda know what to do when life gives you lemons, but this…?
lagoulou over 4 years ago
Surprise!
Larry Miller Premium Member over 4 years ago
What’s this Mild Lust? I ordered extra strength. . . er wait, I’m not sure that sounds right.
Linguist over 4 years ago
“Sorry, I didn’t order that one!”
Agapostemon over 4 years ago
Sadly, refusing to buy into the fake products in the packaging might make you healthier, but it won’t stave off the final package.
The Brooklyn Accent over 4 years ago
It’s a free bonus Life sends you. (Not unlike the dozens of wall calendars, hundreds of greeting cards, and thousands of address labels from charities that can’t motivate you to donate on their actual merits.) Sorry, it’s non-returnable.
1MadHat Premium Member over 4 years ago
When you go for all the other stuff, it comes free.
jpozenel over 4 years ago
A box of dust?
donwalter over 4 years ago
Here. Take it. It’s free…
Kip W over 4 years ago
In United States, piper pays.
cooganm Premium Member over 4 years ago
Never have your chair face the door, and never ever answer the door
chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago
First time I saw this cartoon, I wasn’t old. Since then, my package has been delivered.