Tom Toles for December 16, 2019

Now get him to sneeze and blow his brains out.

They’ve all decided that supporting this… thing is somehow smart, somehow good for their careers, somehow legal. They appear to be unable to see, hear or smell what they are actually doing. Il Douche must be the world’s best con-man. Seriously. How else did this happen?

The power of polarity. During the 2016 elections, a lot of conservatives didn’t like either candidate but voted for Il Douche, purely out of party loyalty.

Then, when the Democrats started pointing out the inexhaustible stream of facts which reveal individual 1 as what he is, they suddenly, and it would seem, quite compulsively rushed to defend him.

They’re not going to stop and examine or question their own actions until the bubble finally bursts.

Will there be anything left of America at that point?

I wonder if McConnell and company are trying to start riots so that they have an excuse to mobilize their second amendment people.

This is partially based on my training in CI-SERE.

But we WANT them to Smell Themselves – {limerick}

But we WANT them to smell their own stench

as they disguise their prez as a mensch, -

- tho’ instead he’s a stupe

and a nincompoop

who wields a monkey wrench.

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Too much bullcrap to close the lid….GOP are wallowing in it….

This elephant in the Room has got to go!

Keep it from stepping in the huge slimy “word” turds that it lays every time that it gets diarrhea from eating a Fox.

The stench is incredible. I can smell it north of the border.

Its full of gas.

Anosmia, also known as smell blindness, is the loss of the ability to detect one or more smells. Is that what happens when you spend too much time listening to anti-democracy disinformation?

Ms. Lindsey Graham reached a new Low when she declared that “I’m not even going to pretend to be a fair juror…”

Time for her to be recalled, or committed to the happy home for cracked crackers….

When I was in junior high, I got an Elephant Joke Book for Christmas.

Shouldn’t that be a DEAD elephant?

I think it’s time for the Republicans to change their mascot. Elephants are not in the least like the GOP. Not in the least.

The Fox News poll asked if Trump should be impeached. A solid majority of 54% said that he should be impeached, with 50% saying that he should also be removed from office.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/12/15/1905830/-FOX-News-Poll-Voters-Want-to-Impeach-Trump-Who-They-Say-is-a-Deceitful-Crook?

Elephants per se are A-okay – {rhyme}

Elephants don’t deserve our insulting contumely;

they’re merely a logo; a party’s costumery.

It’s that Party which gets our disses, -

- our hoots and our boos and our hisses

for sponsoring wretchedly abject [buffoonery] buffoomery.

… Coda:

Elephants per se are A-okay.

It’s their Party which ruins our day.

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“We don’t need no stinkin’ trunks

All we need are stinkin’ punks

To take a very dirty look

At those who diss our cherished crook

And if our logic we can’t tout

Just you watch—our guns come out!"

What is the name of a Cajun pachyderm? “Gumbo”.

Tom, can the Democrats use this on a poster during the House vote?