Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 10, 2020

We enjoy hearing about all the things we won’t order.

I had a waiter like that once. Never went to that restaurant again. They used to be big. Now they’re out of business.

We wanted you to feel good about yourself. Didn’t work did it.

Because you had to spend all that time memorizing the spiel, and we wanted you to have some reason for it!

Because you started in before we could tell you we were ready to order.

Is Ralph telling us to “Stick a fork in it”?

I just like to know if there’s anything better that isn’t on the menu.

where’s his man bun?

I’d give that idiot waiter a tip right now!

As if he could possibly stop you.

After his spiel, start asking questions, then after about ten questions order the burger.

“I’m sorry. I wasn’t paying attention. I was playing with my cell phone.”

On the off-chance that one of the specials might sound good enough for me to change my mind.

Well I think cause you get the big bucks, and her opinion is you’re ugly.

Wanted to keep all the options open..

It’s rude to interrupt!

I just wanted you to feel like you’re doing well.

“ I didn’t know the specials would suck until you described them”

We realized it’s your job to push that junk.

Maybe he wants to know if they have anything better than a burger.