Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 09, 2020

Looks like his baseball game is about to start on TV.

She’d beter hustle; that’s the hit-and-run sign.

Does he think he’s going to score tonight? She may call foul.

Ya think?

“Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive”. Why is everyone else ignoring the disco ball?

He’s giving you another reason to wine.

The game lady.. remember the game.. you promised.

For the umpteenth time?

Mrs. Baker and I just use text messages.

Time to go nose to nose and begin screaming at each other, like we teach our kids at baseball games.

He just noticed the sterling silverware and is giving her the “steal” sign.

You’re tipping the signals.

No one will want to steal those signals – not producing any results.

No wait; he hasn’t touched his cap yet. He is just trying to throw off the husbands on the other teams…