Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 04, 2019

She’s just preparing for that magic trick that clowns do.

“MMmmmm…Scarf, gooood….Goblin like!…….Um…..Would you have any Grey Poupon?”

this comic is mood

Well, it seems the diplomatic mission for a frenemy was a failure.

Phoebe has officially been…goblinated.

Watch it Dakota, or she’ll eat you.

What good is the photo? Phoebe is unrecognizable. Anyway, who would believe in a photograph of a goblin?

Keep her this way its the best thing that’s happened since the tome Dakota was bald or the time Phoebe was part unicorn.

Translation: “Go ahead and post it Dakota, you won’t be able to prove it’s me once the spell wears off.”

So goblins don’t just eat socks. Maybe they eat what ever is available.

That’s what happen when you waste your time in someone like Dakota.

Oh no. Phoebe’s goblin situation is become perpetual!

If you’re not supposed to eat it, why is it called a “scarf”?

Dang it, Marigold! Everyone knows that when left in a transformation spell for too long, it becomes permanent!

Busting a frienemy for the Internet; Dakota’s going to have a merry Christmas.

She’s scarfing it down…

She’s failed, and has turned to stress eating.

So Dakota is finally on the unicorn. She is a much more entertaining character than Phoebe, except for one thing. Phoebe is much more powerful at friendship. The only reason DAK is onboard is that MAR is trying to help her friend who is worried about someone else’s friendship.

Phoebe scarfing a scarf.

p.s. acting like a goblin turns you into one. See Troll in Central Park denouement for turning into villain despite every effort at restraint. See Snoopy (1970’s), Duke character of Doonesbury, and Opus penguin for most powerful character taking over direction of strip and voiding out title character.

Now you know where the term “to scarf it up” came from…