Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 12, 2019

The chiropractor can help you out.

That beautiful wall must be on the border of Colorado with Mexico.

“All the King’s doctors, and all the King’s men, managed to put Rod together again.”

Not ME back, but MY back, Rod! :D

Timing is everything

Are there any historians out there who can tell us who this rhyme refers to?

Parker and Hart will fix it fer ya, Rod. . .You’ll be fine tomorrow.

Foomph! Not the sound we associate with an egg falling :)

Darn! Rodney doesn’t get eggs for breakfast today!

Must be wearing his soft armour . . .

Looks eggscrutiating.

Rodney has actually never had anything together, ever.

Humpty has learned a few things over the years.

I guess Rodney only gets all the king’s horses, to help put himself back together again.

Wouldn’t he break against chain-mail?

All had a great egg breakfast

“Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Rod will be that man. Better than he was before. Better…stronger…faster.”

I will never forget my first ski lesson when the instructor said, “The first lesson will be learning how to fall.”

If it is so high off the ground, how did he get there?

Unfortunately FinkCare doesn’t cover nose jobs.

Sir Rodney THE HERO!

Can’t have been much of a fall. Dumpty’s hat stayed on.

The Moral of the Humpty Dumpty story…if you’re an egg don’t sit on a wall.

I guess Humpty is pretty hard-boiled now …

Interestingly, I learned that the Humpty Dumpty was actually a cannon.