Tom Toles for October 22, 2019

Gonna shuffle off to Buffalo soon.

This “administration” does not speak Latin, nor any other recognizable language.

The Chief of Staff’s Gaffes – {a rhyme}

The chief of staff // has a penchant for gaffe.

Mister Mulvaney // is not all that brainy.

When he speechifies on The Donald’s beha’f, -

- it’s cockamamie // and off-the-wall zany.

It’s bad for our nation or otherwise we’d laugh.

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Mulvaney never was the sharpest knife in the drawer.

ANOTHER MEMBER of the Rabid Rudy “Truth isn’t truth” fan club!

Caveat for Trump-sycophants – {rhyme}

“Hitch your wagon to a star,” …

… so long as that star isn’t Trump.

With Trump you won’t go far,

and then you’ll flump in the dump, -

- you and Mulvaney and Barr

and many anOther chump.

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New (or old, you choose) dance program called: “Lie with the Republicans”.

He’s doing Michael Jackson’s moonwalk.

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Sister Mary Hugh would have words with you, Mick.

Spicer was dishonest and cowardly (with a side order of anger management issues). The Mooch was dishonest and arrogant. The Huckster was dishonest and stupid. I’m trying to categorize Mulvaney but a moving target makes things a bit tricky…….

Nobody ever made the claimy

That Mick Mulvaney is very brainy

His few brain cells are soaked—it’s rainy

Let’s watch while he goes down the drainy

Apparently every Republican politician from the south east has to prove that they are moronic greedy idiots who will lie about everything. Why do people vote for that?

He’s Mooning us all.

No, another candidate for Dancing with the Toads.

At one of the real nadir’s of his presidency was when Trump dared to compare the constitutional work being done to impeach him to a brutal, sadistic, barbaric lynching. I’d be happy to give him a around of what American Blacks men, women and children had such treatment.

More like the Mulvaney Shuffle. All that’s needed would be a demonstration by the Nitwit-in-Chief in ankle bracelets. Such visions keep me energized for life.