Some years back my daughter-in-law hid a sugar glider in her carry-on (carrion?) bag at a small airport in California (they’re nocturnal and quite quiescent during the day). We picked them up at the airport in Denver and learned on the ride home she had the little blighter with her. She had brought unannounced a small basically wild mammal, with no means to confine it, into our household which featured two cats and a Rottweiler. My wife, never one to let go of anything, still hasn’t forgiven her. They tried to repeat the trick on the way out of Denver, and almost got arrested for their trouble. They ended up renting a car.
That explains why we had to fight tendrils almost all week long. But I’ll thank you to leave my Sugar Glider out of it. What my Sugar Glider and I do when I am not on the Froglandia Clock is our business alone….
Superfrog over 4 years ago
Sweet.
Randy B Premium Member over 4 years ago
My sugar glider will land on your head regardless.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
But, Are you listening? Or just a wanted sugar glider?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
That’s not a sugar glider. It is a North American common possum. The wing suit is not at all convincing.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member over 4 years ago
Cousin Glenola’s husband, Osgood Schlatter, was a sugar glider pilot in the second to the last War to End All Wars.
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
…but you just said something…
… and that is not a very nice name to call Janet, Gladys…
…I am not her sugar daddy…
… Janet wanted a Jaguar and I only got her a BMW…
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Squirrel!
coltish1 over 4 years ago
Some years back my daughter-in-law hid a sugar glider in her carry-on (carrion?) bag at a small airport in California (they’re nocturnal and quite quiescent during the day). We picked them up at the airport in Denver and learned on the ride home she had the little blighter with her. She had brought unannounced a small basically wild mammal, with no means to confine it, into our household which featured two cats and a Rottweiler. My wife, never one to let go of anything, still hasn’t forgiven her. They tried to repeat the trick on the way out of Denver, and almost got arrested for their trouble. They ended up renting a car.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
So, you’re had your orgasm and now you’re just going to get up and leave. What about meeeeeeeeeeeee?
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
Sapsucking Sugar Gliders …
a sweet name for a reggae group …!
Ray*C over 4 years ago
Also known as the short-headed rope-dancer. I don’t know what a rope-dancer does. My preference leans toward long-legged pole dancers.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 4 years ago
Be cool if they were attracted to glider swings.
cooganm Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sugar glider don’t give a shit. Sugar glider just takes what he wants.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 4 years ago
Saccharin
INGSOC over 4 years ago
sucrose, yet so far
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sugar, ah glider glider
You are my opossum girl
And you got me watching you
Glider, ah sugar sugar
You are my opossum girl
And you’ve got me watching you
I just can’t believe the awesomeness of awesome you
(I just can’t believe it’s true)
I just can’t believe I’m the one I see you gliding to
(I just can’t believe it’s true)
The Froggies: Glider Glider
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
The cats kept catching a sugar glider and bringing it into the house. I would put it in a bird cage for the day and let it go at night.
And that’s why you have nothing to say to me.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
That explains why we had to fight tendrils almost all week long. But I’ll thank you to leave my Sugar Glider out of it. What my Sugar Glider and I do when I am not on the Froglandia Clock is our business alone….