Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 11, 2019

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    momofalex7  over 4 years ago

    Because it’s that time of year, now until cinnamon apple takes over.

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    Farside99  over 4 years ago

    I can’t help it. I walked through the mall and they spritzed it on me.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    “In fact, I smell ALL the Spice Girls on you!”

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    She wanted to get married but he can’t elope…

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    Brian Fink  over 4 years ago

    I walked by a white girl who was wearing yoga pants and talking about her favorite things about fall.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    ‘Pumpkins are in the same part of the garden as watermelon: large and in charge!’

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Tis the season, that’s why!

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    Because in October, EVERYTHING smells like pumpkin spice!!!!

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    Mighty Phavahg  over 4 years ago

    You don’t. You don’t have a nose. Jeez.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    It takes two to mango.

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    The Odd Couple

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    Barnabus Blackoak  over 4 years ago

    because its autumn??

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Prepare to be squashed.

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    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    That’s using your melon

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    Hippogriff  over 4 years ago

    At one time, our congregation had three spice “girls”: Ginger, Anice, and Rosemary.

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