Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 04, 2024

It looks like curtains for her tea party.

Ring curtains with Assam tea? Oh, C’mon!

Marjorie is very proud of her work. She likes to show her customers something, to demonstrate her art, and let the buyer experience what good drapery can achieve.

Enter the dancing crumpets, stage left…

Ole Margie is one rod short of a pair.

Marjorie is showing proper technique. The graceful two handed “Reveal and Partake” versus the two fisted “Shove and Grab”.

Good morning Balladeers!

I see circles are “in” this year.

Gary left in frustration. When she invited him over, he was expecting a bit more erotic curtain tease.

Now, Marjorie Main, she could put the Kettle on! ☺

Oooh, tear off napkins!

Marjorie’s pinky is definitely not where it needs to be. A very borish way to hold that cup, she will never be invited to proper teas

Marjorie hasn’t been the same since Harold’s teabagging episode.

Crazy funny!!

And….Take a pekoe behind curtain number two…..

Marjories is hard at work rehearsing the new number for the Ballard Street Hasty Pudding Players Theatre, I’m a Little Tempest in a Teapot.

Marjoie always wanted to be a performer.

Good night, Ballard Dears!