Close to Home by John McPherson for September 11, 2019

Yeah, it’s a real doozey !

A mole that size should be digging in the front lawn!

This will severely test your bedside manner.

“That’s no mole; it’s a space station.”

HOLY MOLEY!!!!!!!

Geez, that thing must have it’s own zip code!

Looks like Wile E. Coyote’s portable manhole.

Yeah, it’s pretty big, but it looks benign. Let’s keep an eye on it. Come back and see me in 6 months….

Dang, dude. How are you even still alive?

He miss heard him, he said hole.

I believe the dermatologist will want to take it off, but then you won’t have a back.

Could be time for a biopsy.

O-k, let the doctor get his mallet, time to play whack-a-mole

It is your own personal Black Hole. It’s very useful.

Excising that one is apt to leave a mark.

He should have been concerned two feet ago.

That’s not a mole, it’s a black hole!

That’s not a mole, that’s a black hole!

The next words spoken were, Oh dear God.

The mole does not appear to be irregular in shape so he should be OK, but it sure is a duzzy.

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! I’ll bet that’s the last time Mr. Gifner falls asleep on the couch with magic markers and children close at hand. Or was it Bleeb????? :)

No, Mr. Gifner isn’t worried. He’s merely concerned. Keep perspective, Doc!

I’ll bet this panel wind up on Dr. Pimple Popper’s bulletin board!

Hole-y crap. That’s huge.

“MOLE!! BLOODY MOLE!! We’re not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole WINKING ME IN THE FACE!! I’m gonna cut it off, chop it up, and make some guacaMOLE!!"

Giant pigmented nevus

ARRRRR! Billy Bones has handed ye the black spot, eh?