Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 11, 2019

How does 100000 doll hairs a year sound?

Now we’re stalking!

Green stalks is not a good thing on celery.

He’s already dreaming of salad days.

A handsome CELERY you say? They’re offering him a NICE CHUNK OF GREEN! ’D

I think he would rather have a nice ‘ripe tomato’.

A very martini vibe. Olive pitt on the mug?

Lettuce consider it.

How about a million box

Humpf! Where’s the cream cheese?

Lettuce hope his generous offer doesn’t get leeked, though the other staff might not carrot all. It’s bean a difficult year and they just need some peas and quiet.

Bob

Watch out for that stalker (who does appear to look very crisp)….

Gay celery?

Throw in two olives and it’s a deal

Sluggo went to work for a greengrocer on “Archie’s TV Funnies” in the early 70s and got a big celery.

Never did like celery anyway.

As long as it’s a raisin celery.