Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 20, 2019

that REALLY hurts the WWII Vets.

That was a surprise attack.

Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it in for me!

The Perfessor has zero chances of another date since he was shot down over Pearl.

We will rebuild and sail on to victory.

Perfessor… this was a certain kind of date: a Pity Date. Just accept it and move on… :-)

Well, at least it wasn’t boring.

Either he needs to examine his technique. . .or starting dating women his own age. . .

Truly, beauty is only skin deep.

Sooo…that means you won’t forget it? ;o}

If you have to ask, well…..

Comparing a Date to December 7, 1941 is very unfitting!

One of my ex wive’s father used to say about his daughter that he’d had two disasters in one year, her birth and Pearl Harbor … and she came first!

He also told me when I married her that he wasn’t losing a daughter … just the National Debt.

( Little did I know, at the time, I accurate he was )

I guess that means it didn’t go well.

No, it isn’t, September 11, 2001, will also live in infamy.

Wow. That bad. The old Professor must have professed something long past in most birds of his age.

Cosmo’s getting that sinking feeling.

Blind dates can be worse. My date told me that she was large because she retained water. Something else that retains water is the Hoover Dam.