Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 30, 2019

Try a tomato juice bath… i’d be happy to help.

Reminds me of Moonbeam Mcswine see Li’l Abner available on GoComics.

Plenty of heroes would date her. Tarzan, Hulk, Sgt. Rock, Brother Power The Geek …

They could use her at the front in Korea. The country that makes Kimchi would need someone like her to repel the the Chinese.

I remember this story. Although all the clues seem to leed to it being the work of her arch-nemesis Ms. Skunk, it turns out to actually be the evil industrialist Old Spice.

Shirley needs to get another job, “ore” else…..Oy

The Princess of Pungency pondered her next move. She must preserve her secret identity as La Reina de la Reek, and yet her toes were pruning up fast in Lake Fetid (a known side-effect).

Quickly, she mustered up her last reserves of musk and taking careful aim, fired a blinding cloud at Paul on the dock above.

Regaining her secret identity of mild-mannered Shirley Smelmoor, she breathed a sigh of relief, and passed out from her own aroma.

Annnnnnd next on our “Smelly Sixteen” countdown: “Love Stinks” by the J. Geils Band.

She’s the one that inspired a few songs. “Where are all the good times. Who’s gonna show this stranger around……Ohhhhh I need a dirty woman…..Ohhhh I need a dirty girl.” Young Lust by Pink Floyd…….so tell me again…… which one’s Pink?

There was an applicant for the the Legion of Superheroes with that power. Polecat something…

I’m waiting for the movie to come out.

A very good one, John.

Also know as the Wench of Stench.

All right then, smell you later!

I’m betting she could score an interview on the Howard Sterns show – AKA Fartman.

Dogs love Ms. Sniff.

Mary Malodorous

I…I think I know her! Doesn’t she live down near the industrial chicken coops and the pig farms? You know, near the sewage lagoon.

There might be a spot on Faux News for her

Fortunately, Shirley’s knitting skills acquired at the superhero metal bikini factory allowed her to quickly prepare a pantsuit woven from 10-day deodorant pads; coupled with Paul’s pneumonia the evening was saved…

Sewer Rat Skunkgirl to the rescue!!

The Gods(Whohever they are) have blessed me with no sense of smell, so come to me right away.

I hear there’s a recent opening as Executive Assistant to the President that Ms. Sniff may be interested in.

this storyline stinks…

well, someone had to say it…

I had a girlfriend kinda like this…..when she ah…gooed…smelled horrid.

With Great Stench comes Great Responsibility.