Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 08, 2019

Not just celery.

They can charge as much as they want for celery, as far as I’m concerned. I could wish the good vegetables cost less, though.

No. If you’re going to make puns like that, you need a ball gag.

I turnip my nose at puns like this; I don’t carrot all about them.

Stay away from the pirate corn- it’s a buccaneer…

HA! The price of food period has been through the roof and to the moon!

rim shot…

Just cause you wear one doesn’t mean everyone has to.

I was shocked to find cauliflower for $6.00 a few weeks ago!

That’s the price of getting tough on immigrant farm workers.

Beets working for a liver…

Ralph remains cool as a cucumber.

That stuff is loaded with sodium. And we put more on to make it edible.

hey where did you get that squirrel, I went through aisle 4 and I only found some ferrets

Only mushrooms have caps. Will you settle for a root?

If you’re going to put a cap on the price of vegetables, you need to do it with celerity.