The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 13, 2019

Looks like a turnip.

Owen was one the most offensive of players…

That’s not Owen. That’s Vincent Van Onion.

No CRYING in baseball !

If that’s supposed to be an onion, I’ll guess that as a kid Scott was so averse to vegetables that he doesn’t even know what they look like.

Looks more like a radish to me.

The word “onion” wasn’t mentioned….. yes, I can see the tears.

Is it because Owen couldn’t find the plate?

I guess the guy just didn’t have much ap- never mind.

Yeah, I know…..but how does the onion guy levitate?

The Coach really doesn’t carrot all.

Thank the good lord for the glasses on the onion/turnip/radish otherwise I would have never guessed Owen was ALIVE! Oh the humanity! not…..

What position did Owen play?

Wicked radish?

He was trying to peel back his layers.

All other questions aside, what’s holding Owen’s glasses up? Where do you purchase vegetables with poor eyesight anyway?

They could have traded him to Bermuda.

The first cut is the deepest (just ask Sheryl Crow)

Squint like George Costanza and you can see the rings.

At least he didn’t cut the cheese!