Garfield by Jim Davis for September 30, 2019

Aren’t you fun, Garfield?

how does one win at a sneezing contest, Jon?

That is really disgusting, Jon.

The best way to win a sneezing contest is not to play.

Garfield can’t play, he’s not allergic to you and if he was, he wouldn’t be with you.

I once met a young lady that said she orgasmed every time she sneezed.

I asked her if she was taking anything for it.

She said, “Yes, pepper.”

Is Jon a fun guy or fungi?

Sneezing contest? ‘Snot as much fun as it’s made out to be… :P

If that Jon’s idea of fun, I’d hate to see him when he’s bored.

if Jon’s your definition of “fun”, you definitely need to get out more!

I’m reminded of the exchange between Lou Grant and Mary Richards on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Lou Grant: You know, Mary, you’ve got spunk.

Mary Richards: Why, thank you, Mr. Grant.

Lou Grant: I hate spunk.

A sneezing conntest really Jon

“I hate fun.” — Blackout Gatling (‘Little Big League’)

“Here’s looking ACHOO, kid!”

Better a fun guy than a fungi…

Jon is not the kind of guy that I would call fun. He is more mildly nuts.

Sometimes fun is alot of work.

I thought most parks banned pepper ball…

It’s all fun and games until it’s time clean the walls and dinner table.

Like most fungi he tends to grow on you.

Fungi

Only Jon can come up with such competitions.

In response to today’s comic, I’ll just leave this here (a video from “Letterman” of a monkey sneezing). You’re welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa1X2aJSdFE

At least he’s not a FUN-GI, but then again … is there MUSHROOM in his head ?

I thought Jon was dull. Even his teachers in elementary school knew that.