Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 25, 2019

Aaaaah screw it. Just shoot all the billionaires.

Harker’s failure at acronyms is the S.P.E.C.T.R.E. of his demise.

People Eliminating Oligarch Naughtiness? Damn, no.

COBRA is an actual thing in the UK – Cabinet Office, Briefing Room A. Not making this up.

One thing about being an operative for C.O.B.R.A. Even after you leave them, you can still get health insurance for another 18 months.

The problem is that there’s no corresponding organization to eradicate evil billionaire “stable geniuses”.

I wanna be called the One Man Elite Ground Assault (OMEGA) Unit. Good ole OMEGA U. O, U. It’s a cool way of saying I get up off my arse once in a while.

This strip has been approved by the American Association Against Acronym Abuse, Regional Group Headquarters (AAAAARGH).

F.U.N.N.Y. – Funny Until Nobody Notices, Yo

T.R.U.M.P. – Totally Repulsive Underhanded Machiavellian Pervert.

Isn’t this how they named the PATRIOT act?

He is the very model of a modern Major General…

GOOD one!!

I do love A Cool Reminder Of Names You Memorize.

Stick with “manatee”, work on it some more.

Could have been “T.H.R.U.S.H.” from “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.” … “Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.”