I agree … since Melania seems to only be sticking around due to the pre-nup, Trump figures Noem will “do her patriotic duty” (“ say no more!”).
An early “Liberty Meadows” character that didn’t make the cut long term (or chose a bad agent to negotiate his contract).
He seems to have more of a Pugsley Addams vibe.
It has joined the choir invisible.
How about a funk-country fusion band. Sort of like if Dolly Parton joined Kool & the Gang.
To paraphrase humorist Dave Barry … “Funky Haunches” would be an excellent name for a rock band.
They all wear “WWJOC” bracelets … “What Would Jesus Open Carry”.
He must have ant DNA.
Never send a frog or miniature circus bear to do a dog’s job.
Carp diem (“Seize the fish”)