What a shame … they didn’t even have time to rearrange the deck chairs.
At least Khan doesn’t have opposable thumbs … yet!! ;-) https://www.theonion.com/dolphins-evolve-opposable-thumbs-1819565718
I was thinking the Coast Guard. Or better yet, the Fish and Wildlife Service.
There are also numerous compostable dishware products now … rinse off the non-compostable food waste, and throw the dishware (along with anything compostable) in your compost bin. By next spring planting time, you’ve got yourself top grade (and free!) compost for your garden. Win-win! :-)
I thought the same … pretty wasteful to be adding to the landfill when unnecessary. Should just buy a couple of plastic plates and cups, wash and reuse.
Amelia could make Big Gunther weep like he just watched the ending of “Old Yeller”.
Don’t worry … the Easter Bunny will be here in a few months and make everything right again!
That assumes boys mature.
Not even sure a Sunday strip would have given sufficient room to achieve escape velocity.
A “disturbance of pangolins”, perhaps?