Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 05, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    The star classification system is a lot easier now that they wear tracking numbers…

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    With billions of other stars in the universe, maybe he should delegate.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Let’s see….. No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No….

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    Arianne  almost 5 years ago

    Harland Williams singing When You Wish Upon A Star in Rocketman-

    https://youtu.be/c0erT48Mo7I

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    anniebodyhome  almost 5 years ago

    Go tell Calvin and Hobbes what happened!

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    blunebottle  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a tough life, but somebody’s gotta do it.

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    dsidney49  almost 5 years ago

    I just read the Calvin and Hobbes strip for today… now I know why Calvin didn’t receive his “cool million” he asked for!!

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  almost 5 years ago

    Stop trying so hard to be first!

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    Calvinist1966  almost 5 years ago

    Today’s Calvin and Hobbes reprint is also based on the wishing star theme.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Must be social media keeping him busy….

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hi! Twinkle Star here. My wish-mailbox is full, please try again in a thousand years.

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 5 years ago

    That start Must have my wishes. :-(

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    Vilyehm  almost 5 years ago

    When you wish upon a star,

    You should do so from afar.

    For if you wish “upon” a star,

    You’re burned through and through.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    That must be the star I used!

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Stars live a long, very long time. And the universe is big, very big.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Carpe ironiam (my apologies to Jeanette Jordan, Latin teacher): https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2019/07/05

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    swanridge  almost 5 years ago

    “I really wish that teleprompter didn’t break. Good thing that I know American history so bigly”

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So that’s why. I picked an overworked star! I thought it was the best and brightest!

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    Jml58  almost 5 years ago

    He was of twentith magnitude.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m surprised he has any. Compare to the others, he is certainly no “little star!”

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    comicaluser  almost 5 years ago

    That’s were my darned wishes are!

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    Jon Schutter  almost 5 years ago

    must be the star people are wishing Trump out of office

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ha ha, Cute! Lol!

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