Old one just heard again….Mom is shopping, Dads watching the game while babysitting the young daughter. Daughter is occupied with her “tea set”. Little girl keeps bringing little cups of tea to Dad who drinks it up and praises the daughter and continues watching the game. Wife comes home and analyses the scene -informs Dad that the only water the little girl can reach is in the toilet bowl.
Earl and I, both being men “of an age,” have much in common. I don’t know about scratching or lower expectational standards. I’ll just point out that, as a rule, the elderly are the ones who still “dress” to go out. I think the day that I leave the house in what appears to be what I slept in the night before will be the day I would, and probably should, be put in that home.
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
Love the look Roscoe has in panels 5&6…
Alondra almost 5 years ago
Earl you sound like you want to drink out of the toilet!
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
Even if you made it classy by putting a slice of lemon in it?
Aubrey Dacus almost 5 years ago
Ain’t but three things in this world that’s worth a solitary dime,But old dogs and children and watermelon wine."
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Ummmmmm …….. Toilet water …. Fresh with every flush ! Earl could you bend low to get at the toilet water ?
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Awwww, at least Earl still has his senses….
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
So that’s why I’m here. I knew it was something I did.
verticallychallenged Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I remember old fragrance bottles of my grandmothers that were labeled “toilet water.”
chick485 almost 5 years ago
I’d be afraid of the lid falling on my head.
chick485 almost 5 years ago
This one gives a whole new meaning to the term “toilet humor”.
assrdood almost 5 years ago
Old one just heard again….Mom is shopping, Dads watching the game while babysitting the young daughter. Daughter is occupied with her “tea set”. Little girl keeps bringing little cups of tea to Dad who drinks it up and praises the daughter and continues watching the game. Wife comes home and analyses the scene -informs Dad that the only water the little girl can reach is in the toilet bowl.
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 5 years ago
use a straw Earl – nobody will care if you use a straw -—- oh except California -- so if you live there - just carry on as you were.
iggyman almost 5 years ago
I was ok until the last panel, cracked me up!
indysteve9 almost 5 years ago
LOL! So True about the drinking part.
ForrestOverin almost 5 years ago
Not to mention if you were licking your nether regions in public, Earl.
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Eeww! Drinking out of the toilet, just think of all that dog drool!
ANIMAL almost 5 years ago
Ewwwww……… I think I just threw up in the back of my mouth.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 5 years ago
That’s okay, it don’t taste too good anyway.
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
Well duh. You gotta use a ladle.
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
Earl and I, both being men “of an age,” have much in common. I don’t know about scratching or lower expectational standards. I’ll just point out that, as a rule, the elderly are the ones who still “dress” to go out. I think the day that I leave the house in what appears to be what I slept in the night before will be the day I would, and probably should, be put in that home.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 5 years ago
The old saw about Old Dogs and New Tricks also applies to Old Men.
cosman almost 5 years ago
During a water outage, the water in the Tank, not the bowl, is drinkable.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Man wondering why the dog drinks from the toilet.
Dog wondering why the man pees in the drinking fountain.