Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 28, 2019

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Millennials shouldn’t be that old, yet.

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    santa72404  almost 5 years ago

    Oh the horror!

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve heard true stories like this.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’ve looked around for something and it was in my hand!!

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Well, it could be his other phone that he’s forgotten.

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    SheepDancer  almost 5 years ago

    I once fell for the classic where I received a text from my friend saying she couldn’t find her phone and asked if she had left it with me. It didn’t sink in until after I sent her the text saying “sorry, can’t find it”.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 5 years ago

    Aw, this has happened to me several times, and I’M not stupid! …why are you all looking away uncomfortably?

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    J Short  almost 5 years ago

    After waking up from a nap, I looked for my glasses; they were on my face.

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    DanFlak  almost 5 years ago

    I always do a “pat down check” when I get up from an airline seat or restaurant seat to make sure I have the appropriate lumps in my clothing. I always get that sinking feeling when the car is in the shop and my car keys are missing.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t ask me! I have no idea where in the world you could have left it. (:

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Don’t panic, just use your search app to find it.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  almost 5 years ago

    My wife did that once while she was driving. She started to panic search her purse and pockets , I asked her what was she looking for. “My keys! I think I left my keys at the house!” I stared at her, and pointed to the cars ignition where , of course, her keys were dangling.

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Can you call me and I’ll see if I can hear it ring?”

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    Thank Dog I haven’t done that…

    yet

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Looking for my glasses only to find them on my head….and other comical adventures of the hurried and rushed…..

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    Phydeux  almost 5 years ago

    Walk through a door, you’ll forget what you’re looking for.

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    Rachel_E  almost 5 years ago

    Me. Like last week, I was holding my phone and I forgot I had my phone in my hand. XD

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    Jeff0811  almost 5 years ago

    Just follow the cord to your landline. If you hit a wall, follow in the other direction.

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    I’ll call you back as soon as I find it!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 5 years ago

    I’ll comment on this strip as soon as I can figure out where I left my laptop.

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    Dragongourd Premium Member almost 5 years ago
    I was looking for my gloves for church . Looked a long time, then realized they were on my hands. Sigh.
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    Omar Gomez   almost 5 years ago

    I’ve lost my phone in my pocket berfore….

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    This isn’t THAT stupid. So people also have a leash – er – phone for business.

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    Madzdad the bard  almost 5 years ago

    Keys, pens, phone, etc. Done that exact thing many times.

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    alison  almost 5 years ago

    My daughter and her friend did this. Neither of them could find their phone. Out of sight…

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    Thehag  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah. Listening to music on my phone in the car and panicking that I left my phone at home on the counter because it isn’t in a pocket or the purse.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hon, where are my glasses? They are on your head sweetheart. Where’s my mind? Sorry, hon, I have no clue there.

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