Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 16, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    There’s a gas station down the road.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    For whom opportunity knocks, for the john down the hall.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    What opportunity would Pig get if Mr. O knocked?

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    NErDysprosium  almost 5 years ago

    Why is Oppourtunity a leprechaun?

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    Pig, you missed the opportunity to catch the opportunity.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Leprechaun just looking for his “POTTY” of gold …….. Croc Power !

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Who uses the word “John” anymore?

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    colddonkey  almost 5 years ago

    Because Stephan’s last name is really McPastis

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    PIG has lots of opportunists but passes them up….he’s much too busy throwing hissy fits to recognize them them when they DO KNOCK!

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    Greyhame  almost 5 years ago

    But Opperknockety only tunes once!

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    car2ner  almost 5 years ago

    At least Opportunity didn’t pee in the bushes.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    He needs to use his Lucky Charms.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t bother, Pig. It was a $hitty opportunity anyways!

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    JudyAz  almost 5 years ago

    I thought Opportunity was wandering around on Mars.

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    pcmcdonald  almost 5 years ago

    What doors of opportunity hinge on?

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    Snolep  almost 5 years ago

    I expected it to be the postman, since he rang twice.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 5 years ago

    All of the leprechauns I know just pee in the bushes.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    What if John just stepped out?

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    Bobglenallen Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hopefully life doesn’t hinge on grammar since Pig ended his sentence with a preposition.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    All leprechauns, use the porta-pot.

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    Daeder  almost 5 years ago

    At least he used the bathroom. Usually, opportunity just goes all over me.

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    Opportunity protocols are very strict!

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    My mother used to point out that every moment brought a new opportunity… but that a whole lot of those opportunities were a chance to make mistakes. She encouraged us to always be alert for good opportunities.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    When Opportunity rings, be sure to let him use the john. Otherwise, you’ll find a mess on your front porch.

    On the other hand, when Opportunity knocks, just punch back!

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    JohnTheFoole  almost 5 years ago

    Excuse me??

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    Goat (from PBS)  over 3 years ago

    this was the first PBS i ever saw

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