Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 21, 2019

Oh, Absolutely Brilliant, Mr. Miller!

Mutiny time?

Was it suppose to be a three hour tour?

Rain will wash his hairspray out and then we’ll find out what his head really looks like.

This is a great Wiley!

Gilgamesh, the original Great Flood story, should have been copyrighted…

Do I see a couple of Republicans in the crowd, AGREEING that Man is to blame for climate change?

I hope there are plenty of trees inside the ark to absorb all the CO2 from the animals.

I have to agree there

Wow, I hate that argument. I didn’t do it, but I am the blame. Phooey!

The complaints were flooding in.

Uh oh, the carnivores are getting hungry again!

It’s gonna take a little longer than 40 days to explain this one away.

Biblically, the flood of Noah WAS because of humans

Little know Bible factoid:

All animals came in twos, except for gazelles, they started out with about 1000 of them but there were only two left at the end of the trip.

Gotta watch out for the giraffes…they’re sneaky!!!

To quote a favorite bit from Bill Cosby:

“Have you looked in the bottom of that ark?Who’s gonna clean up that mess down there!?”

If it really rained forty days and nights how did Noah keep water from flooding the ark by coming in through the giraffe hole? By having chimps bailing it out?

They should make a TV series about life before, on the arc and after.

I thought that was “ Gifildafish “

So stop using fossil fuels.

Wow, that’s pretty … accurate!Sad.

Follow the ark of this story, we shouldn’t be surprised by the flood of complaints by a bunch of animals, who are using this boat as their private zoo.

I wonder why you never see a mashup of two of the most common cliche’s in cartoons: the Noah’s Ark and the desert island…….

The biggest problem on the Ark was finding land. The second biggest problem was: who’s turn is it to change the newspapers?

Makes me recall my favorite Monty Python line. Two fellows endlessly adrift in a lifeboat at sea. First man laments “Oh, how long is it?” Second man pertly replies “Well that’s a very personal question!!”

How many different species are in the strip?

This time, remember to take the unicorns!

Yet more proof that God can be a Real Dick:

He was mad at Humans and he Drowned all those Animals which never did anything wrong.

Then the non-human animals voted to eat the humans. Rain stopped. Future climate changes due to human activity averted. The happy end for plants and non-human animals.

“Same as it ever was.” Talking Heads

Well it is correct.

Very funny!!

Stunning