There is no Frog Applause today as a second helping of scrambled dead ants was not going to help. Yet, on the other hand, yes the other hand, one handed Frog Applause could be heard. So I am told by a gal named Teresa, who single handedly saved Earth.
What can the problem be, my friend, that not even a second helping of scrambled dead ants (with Worcestershire sauce, naturally) can help? Perhaps a computer glitch? An inadequate supply of psychotropics? Acute formicidophagia? (Try some yam khai mot daeng, if scrambled ants are not on the menu, or green ants mashed up in water.)
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 5 years ago
At least you won’t be hungry.
(Teresa’s really been into the ring-binder hole reinforcers lately, hasn’t she?)
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 5 years ago
Dead ant beater is a good choice vs. a whip to mix the tough taste out of the corpse.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 5 years ago
But I’m still having that second helping…
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 5 years ago
Those giant ants from the future are best when coated with chocolate. Be sure to take something for the ant-acid. (Formic acid that is).
Mad-ge Dish Soap about 5 years ago
There is no Frog Applause today as a second helping of scrambled dead ants was not going to help. Yet, on the other hand, yes the other hand, one handed Frog Applause could be heard. So I am told by a gal named Teresa, who single handedly saved Earth.
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Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
Save room for the meal worm casserole.
The Old Wolf about 5 years ago
Yup, we’re screwed. Might as well go back to teasing bombardier beetles.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 5 years ago
The future doesn’t exist, silly boy.
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member about 5 years ago
#truth
coltish1 about 5 years ago
Oh! All the kamikaze larvae will be so disappointed!
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
It’s us or Them!
Howard'sMyHero about 5 years ago
I prefer my ants over easy or sunny side up … poached on roasted crickets ain’t bad either ….
cooganm Premium Member about 5 years ago
Alas…
painedsmile about 5 years ago
Dead ants must be constipating, as evidenced from the look on that guy’s face. #flarednostril
painedsmile about 5 years ago
Poor Teresa. She can’t even afford paper anymore. This cardboard she stole from the bedding supply of a homeless person.
garrodwilbur about 5 years ago
how bout scrambles eggs from the future do they taste like runny green eggs and ham
chromosome Premium Member about 5 years ago
I have yet to try entomophagy.
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
I have never eaten a chocolate ant on purpose.
InquireWithin about 5 years ago
Which future? The one I’m in, or the one I’m not in?
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
What can the problem be, my friend, that not even a second helping of scrambled dead ants (with Worcestershire sauce, naturally) can help? Perhaps a computer glitch? An inadequate supply of psychotropics? Acute formicidophagia? (Try some yam khai mot daeng, if scrambled ants are not on the menu, or green ants mashed up in water.)
SumoSasquatch (aka a boy named Su) about 5 years ago
I’m still trying to finish my first helping.
6turtle9 about 5 years ago
I’m really liking the art of this one Teresa.