As a kid I ran afoul of play ground society when I refused to break off the Hershey squares and eat them. I just bit into the bar. I was a savage. Not fit for the swing set crowd.
What has the boy done? He didn’t break apart his kit kat bar. And this is an offence? One punishable by death. Where have you been? Fighting in the Crusades. Unfortunately, my father couldn’t get me into the National Guard.
I wonder where I stand then? I used to bite into individual peanut M&Ms, extract the peanut, devour the peanut, and then eat the remaining chocolate shell… Did I mention my OCD…??
I just bite into a Toblerone without breaking off a peak. Okay… I’m gonna go hide now. (hides) Only the voraphiles can find me now, and at least I can have a conversation with them before they turn me in. (googles it) Okay… it’s not illegal, just a way of doing it? Right… let me out… help…
enigmamz about 5 years ago
HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t just hang him, BURN HIM!!!!!!!
littlejohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
He prefers snickers though.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
As a kid I ran afoul of play ground society when I refused to break off the Hershey squares and eat them. I just bit into the bar. I was a savage. Not fit for the swing set crowd.
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Sometimes I never get the hang of this ’ toon!
jagedlo about 5 years ago
Break Me Off a Piece of that Kit Kat bar commercial…,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRM8aoMXhh8
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
What a horrible human being!
blakerl about 5 years ago
What has the boy done? He didn’t break apart his kit kat bar. And this is an offence? One punishable by death. Where have you been? Fighting in the Crusades. Unfortunately, my father couldn’t get me into the National Guard.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
In other words, he didn’t want to share his KitKat Bar! (((((Crunch))))
LadyPeterW about 5 years ago
Monster! Uncouth savage! Chocolate must be savored, bite by bite, it is too precious to just gulp down! (Snigger.)
katfromky about 5 years ago
I was in similar trouble for not twisting open my oreos!
Nachikethass about 5 years ago
But it wasn’t a KitKat! It was a Kvikk Lunsj!
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 5 years ago
I wonder what the punishment is for eating a candy bar with a knife and fork?
dsidney49 about 5 years ago
I wonder where I stand then? I used to bite into individual peanut M&Ms, extract the peanut, devour the peanut, and then eat the remaining chocolate shell… Did I mention my OCD…??
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
I’ll bet he didn’t separate his M&Ms by color before eating them, either!
waes-hael about 5 years ago
He’s guilty of a worse act of depravity: he hung the toilet paper backwards!
wingalls about 5 years ago
His brother was beheaded for eating string cheese from the end, instead of pulling of long strings from the side.
tcayer about 5 years ago
Oh come on, give him a break!
KennethJohnson about 5 years ago
Those are the breaks, he won’t be hanging around…
harry49 about 5 years ago
and you are still alive?
hariseldon59 about 5 years ago
Love the anachronisms in this strip.
eladee AKA Wally about 5 years ago
Just bite into it!!! We Rebels and Rogues have to stick together.
Iwa Iniki about 5 years ago
If I had one, you could have the entire bar. I do not like chocolate.
rshive about 5 years ago
The Fink has his ideas of proper behavior— and enforces them.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 5 years ago
The outlaw’s road to glory.
Fastfur07 about 5 years ago
I just bite into a Toblerone without breaking off a peak. Okay… I’m gonna go hide now. (hides) Only the voraphiles can find me now, and at least I can have a conversation with them before they turn me in. (googles it) Okay… it’s not illegal, just a way of doing it? Right… let me out… help…