Garfield by Jim Davis for April 12, 2019

I always love the way Liz turns and looks at Garfield as if to say “NOW what am I supposed to do?”

Mario does all sorts of things for Peach doge Paratroopas in Mushroom Valley, heads through Haunted Houses (most likely Luigis mansion) doge Bullet Bill barrages, volts pokeys and gets through revenge on Lakitu and that’s just in Super Mario Run

Can Jon even rock climb?

“Baby, there ain’t no mountain high enough

Ain’t no valley low enough

Ain’t no river wide enough…" Ah, who’m I kidding?

Then push him off.

Wait a few years when climate change fully melts the glaciers and then it would just be a hike for you Jon.

Liz, just tell him not to go as you’ll miss him…..

What could possible go wrong ?

“I’d Wait a Million Years.” – Grass Roots

I would rather see Jon bungee jump into the Grand Canyon.

Yes Liz, please ask him evil grin

Never a good thing when you overthink a thing, Jon!

He’ll do it for you, but not willingly!

Do it, Liz! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Loophole for Jon: You never said you’d climb to the top. Just that you’d climb it. So go to Everest, climb 10 feet, call it a day. And then call Liz and tell her you did what you said you’d do.

“Brave Sir Robin ran away …”

What Garfield is thinking….

On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost poor Jon, When somebody sneezed.

Jon rolled off the table, And on to the floor, And then my poor Jon, Rolled out of the door.

He rolled in the garden, And under a bush, And then poor Jon, Was nothing but mush.

maybe she will pick the tallest from the base – Mauna Kea – or Mona Kea, who lives on the slope

Well, the highest mountain (that we know of) is Olympus Mons on Mars. So until we have manned flights to the Red Planet, I’d say he’s off the hook.

You gonna, John! You scared horrible pet owner! You let Garfield eat some Lasagna for a lot of years, man, get Garfield lose his weight!

Reality kicks in – hard!

Gee. What a cliffhanger.

Jon has advanced. Used to be that Liz wouldn’t give him any time of the day.

I look at the most recent ‘Garfield minus Garfield’, and then at the same day’s ‘Garfield’, just to see if it might make a good ‘Garfield minus Garfield’. This day could work.

Poor Jon.