Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 10, 2019

Ruh-ro.

Uh-oh – Bob’s about to be hacky-sacked!

Their servants. I mean, … um, … humans!

Quick: say “mice”…

Uh oh, I guess the cat’s out of the bag …. He’s in BIG twouble!

There are 8 million stories in the naked city.

Hmmm, it looks reddish. That calico hussy down the road, no doubt.

He’s been licking the carpet. I had a cat that used to do that.

a little allergy to calico?

Hahahahahahhahahah…..been there , done that……lost my tee shirt

Skin and bones.

“It was this girl I picked up, and I grabbed her by the……..”

cue the ominous music

We probably don’t want to hear the details on how it got ingested.

They look so…indecent….

You were eating WHAT!

Now Bob’s going to take a licking… will he keep on ticking?

I cannot think of a clean, appropriate thing to say in mixed company…….