Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 03, 2019

Dave, sorry if that last one actually happened to you.

I thought that comics were all done on computer now.

Too bad the guy doesn’t realize that woman is scramming be she just let one rip over by the apples and citrus fruit.

I only Toot in the Baked Beans and Lentils Aisle

Always put some stinky cheese in your cart to provide plausible deniability.

If number three is done silently, it’s hilarious to watch the expression on their face when the smell suddenly hits them!

Toot.

I was up late writing comments for GoComics when I was abducted by aliens! That is why I didn’t post for 3 days…

There is no god but Murphy and Finagle is her prophet.

I actually had the locker one happen to me, but the lockers were on top of each other. P. S. I have a poster with a lot of Murphy’s rules on it, one of which is “A Smith & Wesson beats four aces”!

Hilarious! (However, the alien invasion doesn’t pass the “reality check”).

Yep, I can instantly recall Jenny’s number but not my own cell number. Grrr….

You only come up with clever or witty comments when you’re reading the comics a day later, so you know that nobody will see it.

Toot and run! or is that a felony?

My favorite electronic Murphy’s Law…

Self starting oscillators won’t.

No one at all in the grocery store until you reach the product you want; then there’s someone right in front of it with their cart.

You’re just getting ready to back out of a parking place when a big ole SUV or pickup truck pulls in right next to you, blocking your view. happens every time!

Excellent, can relate to almost all!