The grand finale where he dresses before he leaves church should be exciting..wonder if the people will fill the collection plate in order to watch him dress ….
Stand up for yourself, Ralph! For God’s sake. This sort of emasculation trope is getting tiresome. Go to a bar instead of church and let everybody fend for themselves. The level of conversation will have about the same intellectual depth.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
“My wife made me do it!”
kfccanada over 5 years ago
The grand finale where he dresses before he leaves church should be exciting..wonder if the people will fill the collection plate in order to watch him dress ….
Macushlalondra over 5 years ago
Oh for heaven’s sake Ralph, you put song books on the other seats!
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
I am very much surprised that didn’t clear the whole church.
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 5 years ago
“Oh, good, a text from Honeybunch…oh, they need four more seats…well, here we go!”
Ozark12 over 5 years ago
As a pastor I can tell you, the front pew is ALWAYS open!
vehlers over 5 years ago
Just skip church, your life will be better.
RitaPeña over 5 years ago
I didn’t know the drabbles had two cars!!!
Clotty Peristalt over 5 years ago
Stand up for yourself, Ralph! For God’s sake. This sort of emasculation trope is getting tiresome. Go to a bar instead of church and let everybody fend for themselves. The level of conversation will have about the same intellectual depth.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 5 years ago
Always sit in the back seat so the preacher won’t see you sleeping.. or playing with your phone.
JodyDickerson1 over 5 years ago
Church is not really the place to demonstrate to the world how entitled you think you are.
Perkycat over 5 years ago
I’ll bet the church ladies are all-atwitter!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 5 years ago
At least he’s wearing clean underwear.
Tentoes over 5 years ago
And they don’t come and they don’t come…
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
Maybe if Ralph and June sang in the choir like I do.
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
Be realistic. Church is the only place where if you’re late you have to sit up front…
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
Not all solutions are good solutions.
Mountaintrail over 5 years ago
Ironically, Ralph seemed like he was the first to get dressed…..
Erasmus Nephalius Johnson almost 5 years ago
Looks like saving seats in church can cause you to rend your garments
Jaythor about 1 month ago
She is so ridiculous. She wants the seats? Be on time. The people she was saving them for should already be there.