I thought you were all Weird Al fans
You may be pulling a lot of strings, Norman, but you’re no master of puppets
“Sleep with 1 eye open! Gripping your pillow tight!” Wally!
“Come crawling faster! Obey your master!” -Metallica
And no one would ever buy a candle that smelled like brocolli or other healthy diet foods
A study found that women have more of their brains engaged than men do when exposed to the same jokes or types of humor, and the scientists theorized that maybe that’s why women tend not to like slapstick comedy as much as men do.
Well, well, it looks like the dog days are over
I know, right, Wally?
I’ve even heard that chocolate is NOT in fact bad for dogs (then again, it was the owner of a male lab who told me this, and is there anything labs can’t or at least won’t eat?)
“And nothing else matterrrrrrrrrrrs!!!”