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“wuv on ’em”? Blech!
Well, at least she’s using a headset.
Wish I could sleep like that…
Yeah, an internet-connected microphone that listens 24/7. what could go wrong? Add me to the list of people who don’t get it. The benefits are absolutely minimal or even non-existent.
Hey, give the man credit: he made it with boiling water instead of microwaving a cup of water (blech!)
Don’t Panic. First make sure she’s dead.
OK, she’s dead. Now what?
OK, old joke.
That’s no ordinary squirrel!
There’s a cock joke in there somewhere.
Yes, but as the late, great Carl Sagan pointed out, the nurse in the delivery room exerted more gravitational pull on the newborn baby than the stars did. Astrology is indeed bovine excrement, and it’s heartening to see a mainstream comic strip state that so factually.
True, but some of those dongs appear to have been cut off.